A laugh-out-loud funny book of excuses for terrible timekeeping.

Why Steve Was Late is a book of hilarious (and even – occasionally – plausible!) reasons for tardiness, handily dreamed up by someone else. Here are 101 real corkers for you to enjoy And maybe even borrow…

– Overcome by the urge to alphabetise my pets
– Forgot how trousers work
– Became temporarily feral
– Got stuck in a romantic montage