BOOKS

Why Steve Was Late

Dave Skinner Henry Paker

RRP: £7.99

3 October 2013

Published by Atlantic Books

ISBN: 9781782391852

RRP: £1.99

16 September 2013

Published by Atlantic Books

ISBN: 9781848874350

Why Steve Was Late is a book of hilarious (and even – occasionally – plausible!) reasons for tardiness, handily dreamed up by someone else. Here are 101 real corkers for you to enjoy And maybe even borrow…

* Overcome by the urge to alphabetise my pets

* Forgot how trousers work

* Became temporarily feral

* Got stuck in a romantic montage